Monday, February 8, 2010

They Glow For Hours

My brother called me the other day with some news: He had just seen something funny on the bathroom wall while he was in the mall.

It wasn't anything vulgar, just odd.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Jesus and the Encyclopedia Salesman

When is the President, or someone with awesome authority, going to do something about these kiosk crazies who mosey after innocent passers-by trying to sell soap or some other crazy beauty product. 

They ask questions like, "Can I show you something?" and, "Can I ask you a question?" I am so scared of making eye contact with these people that I have actually pretended to be on the phone as I pass by the kiosk.